alltimefand0ms:

going to school: late

going to a doctors appointment: late

going to a friends house: late

going to a concert: 8 hours early

(via melindababyxoxo)

  • me: i am actually so happy with my life right now for once
  • next day: *everything fucks up*

ninjility:

i want you so badly it hurts my heart in the worst way

(via horrendously-mundane)

baconsloth:

deoxyhemoglobin:

I was chatting with a donor before I drew his blood, and he was a dentist. when I actually drew him, there was just a little squirt of blood and it surprised him

I looked him in they eye and told him “you’re bleeding because you don’t floss”

and he went dead silent

had the opportunity and fucking seized it

(via jayseendah)